Are you ready to face your fears? We’ve gathered a collection of Outlast puns so good, they’re absolutely terrifying. Whether you’re a seasoned Whistleblower or just trying to survive Mount Massive, these jokes will keep your spirits up, even when your batteries are low. Get ready to have a horrifyingly good time with humor that will chase you down the hall.

Mount Massive Asylum Puns

1. I tried to tell a joke at the asylum, but it was met with a Trager-ic response.
2. The food at Mount Massive is insane.
3. Why don’t they play cards at the asylum? Too many wild cards, like the Walrider.
4. I have a few screws loose after playing this game, just like the patients.
5. The staff at Mount Massive really knows how to make an impression.
6. I asked for a second opinion at the asylum, and they sent in Chris Walker.
7. This place has a lot of history, most of it bloody.
8. The asylum’s motto: “Come for the therapy, stay because you literally can’t leave.”
9. I’m not saying the doctors are bad, but their survival rate is a flatline.
10. The architecture here is to die for.
11. I’m developing a variant of humor from this game.
12. The Walrider really knows how to go with the flow.
13. Father Martin’s sermons are very moving, especially when he’s chasing you.
14. I’m having a massive-ly good time.
15. The twins give a new meaning to “seeing double.”
16. This asylum has more issues than a magazine subscription.
17. I’m not a fan of the open-door policy here.
18. The patient files are real page-turners.
19. I’d give this place a one-star review, but I’m afraid of the staff.
20. The atmosphere in here is electric, especially near the Walrider.
21. I’m feeling a bit confined, said everyone in a locker.
22. The asylum is great if you’re looking for a transformative experience.
23. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell-derly.
24. The security here is a joke, and Chris Walker is the punchline.
25. I’m losing my mind over these puns.
26. The asylum’s Wi-Fi is terrible; I can’t get a good connection to reality.
27. I’m not saying it’s scary, but my heart is doing parkour.
28. The therapy sessions here are very hands-on.
29. I’m positively glowing after my encounter with the Walrider.

Outlast One Liners

30. I have a scary good time playing Outlast.
31. Don’t be a stranger, unless you’re Chris Walker.
32. My love for Outlast is in-sane.
33. I’m battery excited for the next scare.
34. This game really gets my heart racing, it’s a-maize-ing.
35. I’m a big fan of night vision, it’s very revealing.
36. I’m not running away, I’m advancing in the opposite direction.
37. This game is a real scream.
38. I’m hiding my feelings, just like I hide in lockers.
39. My stamina is low, but my spirits are high.
40. I’m documenting this experience for posterity.
41. I’m not afraid of the dark, just what’s in it.
42. I’m having a Wal-rider of a time.
43. This game is a breath of fresh air, said no one ever.
44. I’m feeling a little jumpy today.
45. I’m not lost, I’m just exploring alternative routes.
46. I’m a real whistleblower when it comes to good games.
47. I’m not crazy, just creatively terrified.
48. This game is a masterpiece of scare-chitecture.
49. I’m not a patient, I’m a patron of the arts.
50. I’m not scared, you’re scared.
51. I’m just here for the documents.
52. I’m on a mission from God, or at least Father Martin thinks so.
53. I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV… in my nightmares.
54. I’m not saying I’m a coward, but that locker looks comfy.
55. I’m not a journalist, but I’m getting the scoop.
56. I’m not a fan of close encounters.
57. I’m not a runner, but this game makes me one.
58. I’m not a fighter, I’m a hider.

Whistleblower Wordplay

59. Eddie Gluskin just wants someone to be his darling, for better or for hearse.
60. Waylon Park’s career path was a real whistleblower.
61. Trying to escape Gluskin is a real drag.
62. I’m not a groomer, but Eddie Gluskin sure is.
63. You’ve got to be Waylon me!
64. Eddie’s idea of a wedding is a cut above the rest.
65. I’m not saying Eddie is possessive, but he gets very attached.
66. Waylon Park really exposed the company’s dirty laundry.
67. Gluskin’s workshop is where dreams go to die.
68. I’m not a fan of forced marriages, especially with Eddie.
69. Waylon’s story is quite revealing.
70. I’m not a tailor, but I know a bad fit when I see one.
71. Eddie’s love language is sharp objects.
72. I’m not a fan of the male ward, it’s a bit of a sausage fest.
73. I’m not saying Waylon had a bad day, but it could have gone better.
74. I’m not a fan of the sewing room, it’s a bit stitchy.
75. Eddie’s got a cutting sense of humor.
76. I’m not a fan of the vocational block, the career options are limited.
77. I’m not saying Eddie is a bad guy, but his hobbies are questionable.
78. I’m not a fan of the drying room, it’s a bit hung up.
79. I’m not saying Waylon is a hero, but he’s got guts.
80. I’m not a fan of the hospital, the care is subpar.
81. I’m not saying Eddie is a catch, but he’s persistent.
82. I’m not a fan of the administration block, the paperwork is a killer.
83. I’m not saying Waylon is fast, but he’s got a need for speed.
84. I’m not a fan of the recreation yard, the activities are deadly.
85. I’m not saying Eddie is a romantic, but he’s got a certain charm.
86. I’m not a fan of the prison, the inmates are a bit much.
87. I’m not saying Waylon is a good driver, but he gets the job done.

Outlast Captions

88. Just hanging out in a locker, wbu?
89. My battery is at 1%, and so is my social battery.
90. Feeling cute, might get chased by a variant later.
91. This game has me on the edge of my seat… and hiding under it.
92. New fear unlocked.
93. On a scale of one to ten, I’m at a solid “hiding under a bed.
94. “It’s quiet… too quiet.”
95. Just a journalist trying to make a deadline.
96. My cardio for the day is running from Chris Walker.
97. Found footage of me trying to adult.
98. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
99. Send batteries.
100. This is my shocked face.
101. I’m not scared, I’m just conserving energy.
102. Another day, another near-death experience.
103. Living on a prayer and a single AA battery.
104. Do not disturb, currently having a heart attack.
105. I’ve got 99 problems and a variant is all of them.
106. This is fine. Everything is fine.
107. My fight or flight response is just flight.
108. I came, I saw, I hid in a locker.
109. Pretty sure I just set a new land speed record.
110. Documenting my descent into madness.
111. If you need me, I’ll be in my safe space (this locker).
112. The only thing I’m slaying is my stamina bar.
113. Who needs a gym when you have Outlast?
114. My night vision is better than my real vision.
115. Just trying to outlast the week.
116. I’m in a committed relationship with this hiding spot.

Outlast Dad Jokes

117. What do you call a friendly variant? A pal-rider.
118. Why did Miles Upshur bring a ladder to the asylum? He wanted to take his journalism to the next level.
119. What’s Chris Walker’s favorite drink? A pig-colada.
120. I asked Father Martin for the time. He said, “It’s time for your ascension.”
121. Why are the variants so bad at hide and seek? Because they always peek!
122. What do you call the Walrider when it’s being lazy? The Stall-rider.
123. Why did the camera break up with the battery? It felt drained all the time.
124. What’s a variant’s favorite type of story? One with a twist ending.
125. Why was Blake Langermann so good at school? He never lost his train of thought.
126. What did one twin say to the other? “You’re looking sharp today!”
127. Why don’t they serve soup at Temple Gate? Too many leeks.
128. What’s Marta’s favorite tool? A pickaxe, because it’s groundbreaking.
129. Why did the journalist get lost in the cornfield? The path was a-maize-ing.
130. What do you call a group of Outlast players? A scream team.
131. Why did Trager become a doctor? He had a cutting-edge personality.
132. What’s a ghost’s favorite entity in Outlast? The Wal-rider, because it’s spirited.
133. Why did the battery go to school? To get recharged.
134. What do you call a nervous cameraman? Miles Shakes-pur.
135. Why was the asylum so noisy? Because of all the scream-therapy.
136. What’s Eddie Gluskin’s favorite hobby? Sewing, he finds it engaging.
137. Why did the patient bring a map to therapy? To find himself.
138. What do you get when you cross a variant with a computer? A lot of byte.
139. Why did the journalist quit? The work environment was toxic.
140. What’s the Walrider’s favorite game? Tag, you’re it.
141. Why did the corn get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
142. What do you call a happy ending in Outlast? The credits.
143. Why did the reporter go to the asylum? For the inside scoop.
144. What’s a variant’s favorite song? “Tainted Love.”
145. Why did the player pause the game? To catch their breath.

Outlast Jokes

146. What did the battery say to the camera? “I get a real charge out of you!”
147. Why did the journalist go to Mount Massive? He heard the stories were to die for.
148. How does the Walrider stay in shape? It does a lot of body-hopping.
149. What’s Eddie Gluskin’s favorite song? “I Will Always Love You,” but he takes the “I will” part very seriously.
150. Why was the document so hard to read in the dark? It was classified information.
151. What’s the difference between an Outlast player and a track star? The track star chose to run.
152. A variant walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The variant says, “Genetic mutation.
153. How many Outlast players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer the dark.
154. What did Miles say after losing his fingers? On the other hand, I’m still alive.
155. Why don’t variants use social media? They can’t find the right filter.
156. What’s Father Martin’s favorite part of the Bible? The book of Revelations.
157. How do you make a variant laugh? Tell them a disarming joke.
158. What did the first twin say to the second twin? “I saw you first!”
159. Why did the player bring a spare pair of pants to play Outlast? Just in case.
160. What’s the most popular app in Temple Gate? Find My Flock.
161. Why was the Walrider a bad comedian? Its jokes went through people.
162. What do you call a calm moment in Outlast? A bug.
163. Why did Blake Langermann fail his driving test? He kept getting distracted by visions.
164. What’s Chris Walker’s least favorite game? Piggy in the middle.
165. How does Eddie Gluskin sign his letters? “Yours truly, and soon, just yours.”
166. What’s the scariest part of Outlast? The battery icon turning red.
167. Why did the journalist get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field… of corn.
168. What do you call a well-dressed variant? Suave and disarming.
169. Why did the player get kicked out of the library? They were screaming too loud.
170. What’s the Walrider’s favorite type of movie? Found footage.
171. Why did the patient go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.
172. What’s the main rule of Outlast? If it moves, run.
173. Why did the camera feel so heavy? It was carrying the weight of my fears.
174. What’s a variant’s favorite meal? Finger food.

Outlast Puns For Cards

175. (Birthday) Hope your birthday is less stressful than a night at Mount Massive!
176. (Get Well Soon) Hope you recover faster than my stamina bar!
177. (Valentine’s Day) You make my heart race more than Chris Walker.
178. (Valentine’s Day) I’d give you my last battery.
179. (Congratulations) Congrats! You really Outlast-ed the competition!
180. (Birthday) Don’t worry about getting older. At least you’re not a patient at Mount Massive.
181. (Get Well Soon) Feeling sick is Trager-ic. Get well soon!
182. (Valentine’s Day) I’m crazy for you.
183. (Friendship) I’d hide in a locker with you any day.
184. (Good Luck) Good luck! Don’t lose your head… or your fingers.
185. (Birthday) Hope your birthday is a real scream!
186. (Get Well Soon) I’m sending you healing vibes, not Walrider vibes.
187. (Valentine’s Day) You light up my world like a night vision camera.
188. (Congratulations) You survived! Congrats on your achievement.
189. (Thinking of You) Just wanted to say hi before the lights go out.
190. (Birthday) It’s your birthday! Go wild, like a variant.
191. (Get Well Soon) Hope you feel less like a test subject soon.
192. (Valentine’s Day) Unlike Eddie Gluskin, I’ll never be a drag.
193. (Friendship) You’re the Miles to my Waylon.
194. (Good Luck) May your batteries always be full.
195. (Birthday) Let’s have a party that’s off the charts… the medical charts.
196. (Get Well Soon) Being sick is the pits, almost as bad as the mines in Outlast 2.
197. (Valentine’s Day) I’m absolutely mad about you.
198. (Congratulations) You’re a true survivor!
199. (Thinking of You) I’m documenting my appreciation for you.
200. (Birthday) Have a killer birthday!
201. (Get Well Soon) Hope you escape this illness soon!
202. (Valentine’s Day) I’d follow you into the dark.
203. (Friendship) Thanks for always having my back, unlike the variants.

Did You Know? Outlast Fun Facts

1. The game was developed by Red Barrels, a team composed of veterans from major game studios like Ubisoft and EA.
2. The story of Outlast is inspired by real-life events, particularly the MKUltra project, a CIA mind-control program that took place in the mid-20th century.
3. The Walrider, the main antagonist, is a swarm of nanites controlled by the psychic energy of a patient named Billy Hope.
4. Chris Walker, the large recurring enemy, is constantly muttering about “containing” the Walrider, which is his twisted form of security protocol.
5. The name of the protagonist, Miles Upshur, is a pun on “miles per hour,” referencing how much running the player has to do.
6. Outlast 2’s story is loosely based on the Jonestown Massacre of 1978.
7. The developers used the Unreal Engine 3 for the first Outlast and its DLC, Whistleblower.
8. There is a comic book series called “The Murkoff Account” that bridges the gap between the first and second games.
9. You can’t fight back in Outlast; the core mechanics are running, hiding, and using your camera’s night vision.
10. The sound design is crucial; the team recorded real panicked breathing to make the player’s experience more immersive.

Final Thoughts

We hope these Outlast puns didn’t scare you away! From Mount Massive to Temple Gate, we’ve documented the best and worst humor the series has to offer. Hopefully, these jokes gave you a laugh and a much-needed break from the terror. Now, go forth and share these puns, but be warned: they’re terrifyingly good.

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