Welcome to Pandora, Vault Hunter! If you’re looking for loot that’s more valuable than Eridium, you’ve come to the right place. These 210 Borderlands puns are guaranteed to make you laugh harder than a Psycho chasing a meat bicycle. Get ready for some Claptrap-approved comedy!

Psycho-tic Borderlands Puns

1. Why did the Psycho break up with his girlfriend? He said she was driving him insane-tuary.
2. What do you call a polite Psycho? A “please and thank-you-for-the-bloodshed” kind of guy.
3. My love for you is like a Buzz Axe, it just keeps spinning.
4. I tried to tell a joke to a Goliath, but it went right over his head.
5. Are you a Skag? Because you’ve chewed up my heart.
6. That Psycho is a great musician. He really knows how to hit the high notes.
7. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything. And don’t trust Psychos, they’ll just make a mess.
8. I have a crush on you that’s bigger than a Badass Bruiser.
9. Let’s not rush this, unless we’re rushing B with shotguns.
10. You must be a Tediore weapon, because I want to throw you after I’m done.
11. I’m not saying I’m Handsome Jack, but I do have a diamond pony.
12. What’s a Psycho’s favorite type of story? One with a real twist ending.
13. You really get my motor running, like a meat bicycle.
14. I asked a Psycho for the time, and he just screamed. I guess it was time to run.
15. You’re the Lilith to my Roland.
16. Why are Psychos bad at poker? They always show their crazy hand.
17. I feel a real connection with you, like a shock weapon to a shielded enemy.
18. You must be from Hyperion, because you’re handsomely made.
19. Let’s stick together like a corrosive DoT.
20. What did the Psycho say at the buffet? “I’ll have the salt, and the wounds!”
21. You’re more valuable than a legendary drop.
22. I’m absolutely mad for you.
23. Why don’t Psychos use social media? They prefer face-to-face interaction.
24. You’re the Siren of my heart.
25. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little un-hinged.
26. Let’s cause some Mayhem together.

Claptrap-Worthy Borderlands One-Liners

27. Stairs? No, thank you!
28. I’m not annoying, I’m a General Purpose Robot.
29. My love for you is more than a minion.
30. You’ve opened the vault to my heart.
31. I’m feeling a bit rusty today.
32. Let’s get this party started, minion!
33. You’re the loot of my life.
34. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
35. My programming dictates that I love you.
36. You make my circuits buzz.
37. I’d climb stairs for you. Maybe.
38. Check me out, I’m dancin’!
39. You’re the key to my happiness.
40. I’m not Claptrap, I’m just a little clapped out.
41. You’re legendary!
42. My logic board says we’re a perfect match.
43. I’m not useless, I can open doors.
44. You’re the best loot I’ve ever found.
45. I’m feeling wheely good about us.
46. You’re my favorite Vault Hunter.
47. I’m not crying, it’s just oil.
48. You’re more fun than a dubstep drop.
49. Let’s roll out.
50. I’m a bot of a romantic.
51. You’re my one and only minion.
52. I think you’re Eridium-sistible.

Pandora-Perfect Borderlands Captions

53. Just another day in Pandora.
54. Feeling cute, might fight a Skag later.
55. This ain’t no place for no hero.
56. On the hunt for that perfect loot.
57. Living that Vault Hunter life.
58. Welcome to the meat grinder.
59. Just me and my diamond pony.
60. Causing a little bit of Mayhem.
61. This place is a total psycho-rama.
62. Got guns? Got loot?
63. Just trying to level up.
64. Pandora is my happy place.
65. It’s a beautiful day for anarchy.
66. Keep calm and hunt vaults.
67. My favorite color is legendary orange.
68. Just a Siren in a chaotic world.
69. Powered by Eridium and sarcasm.
70. Don’t be a Skag.
71. Life’s a wasteland, enjoy the ride.
72. In a relationship with my shotgun.
73. Handsome, but not Jack.
74. Just following the scent of loot.
75. This outfit is Tediore-able.
76. Having a blast on Pandora.
77. My other ride is a meat bicycle.
78. Out here looking for trouble.

Handsome Jack’s Borderlands Dad Jokes

79. Why did the Vault Hunter bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
80. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Pandora? Pouch potato.
81. I bought a diamond pony, but it was a little horse.
82. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on Pandora? Because the walls have maws!
83. What’s a Siren’s favorite type of math? Phaselocks-arithmetic.
84. I asked Claptrap to help me with a puzzle. He was completely useless, which was the key.
85. Did you hear about the Psycho who won an award? He was outstanding in his field… of corpses.
86. What do you call a gun that tells jokes? A laugh-action rifle.
87. Why was the Skag so good at tennis? It had a killer serve.
88. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
89. What do you get when you cross a Psycho with a computer? A lot of bad sectors.
90. Why did the Hyperion robot go to school? To improve its C-P-U.
91. I told my daughter she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
92. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
93. I’m not a villain. I’m the hero of this story.
94. Why did the Siren get a promotion? She had great phase-presence.
95. What’s a Claptrap’s favorite band? The Rolling Drones.
96. Why did the bandit go to the doctor? He had a bad case of loot-scootin’ boogie.
97. What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.
98. I wanted to be a CEO, but I didn’t have the Jack for it.
99. Why are Dahl weapons so disciplined? They always burst with enthusiasm.
100. What did the gun say to the Vault Hunter? “I’ve got you covered.”
101. Why did the Psycho bring a spoon to the gunfight? He wanted to stir up some trouble.
102. I’m the best CEO this side of Pandora. Period.
103. What’s a bandit’s favorite drink? A loot beer float.
104. Why did the Goliath get a helmet? He wanted to get a-head in life.

Chaotic Borderlands Jokes

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105. What’s Claptrap’s favorite music genre? Trap.
106. Why did Lilith break up with Roland? She needed her space.
107. What do you call a group of musical Bandits? A rock and roll band.
108. How does a Psycho answer the phone? “HELLO, WHO’S SCREAMING?”
109. What’s Mordecai’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary, hold the celery.
110. Why are Jakobs guns so old-fashioned? They believe in good, clean, one-shot fun.
111. What did the Vault Key say to the Vault Hunter? “You complete me.”
112. Why was the Maliwan executive so calm? He had elemental control.
113. What do you call a nervous Tediore gun? A jitter-bug.
114. How do you make a Psycho laugh? Tell him a killer joke.
115. What’s a Skag’s life motto? Live, laugh, gnaw.
116. Why did Tiny Tina get sent to her room? She was having too much of a blast.
117. What’s the most popular TV show on Pandora? “So You Think You Can Dance, Minion?”
118. Why did the Vault Hunter get a job at the bakery? He was great at handling dough and loot.
119. What do you call a rich bandit? A looter-preneur.
120. Why are Hyperion robots so confident? They have a lot of self-esteem-bots.
121. What’s a Siren’s favorite game? Phase-and-seek.
122. Why did the Psycho cross the road? To get to the other slice!
123. What do you call a well-dressed bandit? A suave-age.
124. Why don’t Psychos play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
125. What’s a Vault Hunter’s favorite snack? Loot-loops.
126. Why was the Claptrap unit so good at beatboxing? It had a built-in dubstep feature.
127. What do you call a polite Rakk? A thank-you-ma’am-al.
128. Why did the bandit bring a map to the gunfight? He wanted to find the treasure.
129. What’s a Psycho’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
130. Why did the Siren go to art school? To master her elemental palette.
131. What do you call a group of friendly Skags? A pack of good boys.

Vault Hunter Borderlands Puns for Cards

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132. Hope your birthday is legendary!
133. You’re a real badass!
134. I’d climb any stair for you.
135. You’ve opened the vault to my heart.
136. Our friendship is more valuable than Eridium.
137. You’re simply Eridium-sistible!
138. Have a blast on your special day!
139. You’re one of a kind, not a Tediore copy.
140. I’m psycho for you!
141. You’re the Siren to my song.
142. Let’s cause some mayhem together!
143. You’re a rare find, like a perfect Anarchy shotgun.
144. I’m not lion, you’re the best.
145. You make my heart go boom.
146. Thanks for being my minion.
147. You’re a true Vault Hunter.
148. I’m so glad I looted you.
149. You’re more awesome than a diamond pony.
150. Let’s stick together, like a corrosive effect.
151. You’re my favorite badass.
152. Hope your day is as golden as a key.
153. You’re a critical hit in my life.
154. I’m mad about you!
155. You’re the best loot I ever found.
156. You’re a real gem, like a perfect relic.
157. You’re my number one Gunzerker.
158. Let’s go on an adventure together.

Loot-tastic Borderlands Wordplay

The wordplay here is as legendary as finding the perfect weapon. If you love exploring vast worlds for treasure, you’ll dig these Starfield puns.

159. That joke was Tediore-ble.
160. You have to be Jakobs-ing me.
161. I’m feeling a bit of Anarchy today.
162. Don’t be so Maliwan-choly.
163. That’s a load of Claptrap.
164. You’re looking sharp, like a Dahl burst rifle.
165. Let’s not get too corrosive.
166. I have a shocking sense of humor.
167. That idea is pure gold, like a legendary drop.
168. You’re a real gem, an Eridium gem.
169. Let’s phase out of here.
170. I’m gunzerking with excitement.
171. That’s a handsome idea, Jack.
172. You’re a Siren for sore eyes.
173. Don’t be a Psycho.
174. That’s some badass logic.
175. I’m having a blast, a Tiny Tina-sized blast.
176. Let’s not make a mountain out of a Molehill.
177. You’re the key to my vault.
178. That’s some solid slag-ic.
179. I’m feeling quite Hyperion-active today.
180. Let’s not be bandits about this.
181. You’re a critical part of my life.
182. That’s a Torgue-tally awesome idea.
183. I’m feeling a bit rusty, like an old Claptrap unit.
184. You’re a rare spawn of a friend.

Did You Know? Borderlands Fun Facts

185. The iconic cel-shaded art style of Borderlands was a last-minute change. The game originally had a more realistic, gritty look, but the developers changed it late in production to stand out.
186. The first Borderlands game boasts over 17 million possible gun variations, a feat that earned it a Guinness World Record.
187. The word “Claptrap” is an old term for nonsensical or absurd talk, which perfectly fits the character’s personality.
188. The character of Tiny Tina was voiced by Ashly Burch, who also co-wrote the episode “Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep.”
189. The desolate, lawless world of Pandora was heavily inspired by the Mad Max film series.
190. In Borderlands 2, there’s a hidden tribute to a deceased fan named Michael Mamaril, who appears as an NPC in Sanctuary and gives the player loot.
191. The Torgue corporation’s obsession with explosions is a running gag, and their motto is “WE MAKE THINGS GO BOOM!”
192. The four original Vault Hunters from the first game (Roland, Lilith, Mordecai, and Brick) all return as major NPCs in Borderlands 2.
193. The enemy name “Skag” is an acronym for “Scum-sucking K-nine-like Animal Genetic-abomination.”
194. Handsome Jack’s diamond pony is named “Butt Stallion.”
195. The game features numerous pop culture references, from Minecraft blocks in a hidden cave to a boss named after a character from “Top Gun.
196. The planet Pandora has a moon named Elpis, which is the setting for Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel.
197. The Maliwan corporation specializes in elemental weapons, and their name is a play on the word “malevolent.”
198. The Jakobs family motto is, “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jakobs!”
199. The game’s currency is simply called “Cash,” but Eridium serves as a rare, secondary currency for special items.
200. The Psycho’s iconic mask was designed to look like the Vault symbol.
201. The character Sir Hammerlock is a refined gentleman hunter who provides quests to hunt Pandora’s most dangerous creatures.
202. The Crimson Raiders, the main resistance group against Hyperion, are led by Roland and later Lilith.
203. The sound design for the Skags was created by mixing various animal noises, including pigs, dogs, and lions.
204. The character Patricia Tannis is a brilliant but mentally unstable scientist obsessed with the Vaults.
205. The game’s humor is a core part of its identity, blending dark comedy with slapstick and satire.
206. The “New-U” stations, which respawn players, are not considered canon to the story’s plot.
207. The character Moxxi is known for her suggestive dialogue and owns several bars across Pandora.
208. The Gunzerker class, introduced with Salvador, allows the player to dual-wield any two weapons.
209. The city of Sanctuary is a mobile fortress that can be relocated.
210. The final boss of the first game is a giant alien monster called “The Destroyer.”

Final Thoughts

We hope these Borderlands puns helped you get your second wind. From Pandora to Promethea, the humor in the Borderlands universe is as endless as the gun variations. Keep laughing, Vault Hunter, because on a chaotic planet like this, a good sense of humor is the best shield you can have.

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