Drake fans, get ready to take care of your funny bone! If you’ve ever found yourself started from the bottom but now you’re here—scrolling for witty Drake puns—you’re in for a treat. Whether you love Champagne Papi, his chart-topping hits, or just enjoy a clever wordplay, these Drake puns are too good to be missed. Turn that hotline bling into some laugh-line bling!

Hilarious Drake Song Puns

1. I just can’t “Take Care” of myself around these puns.
2. I used to be sad, now I’m just Drake-ing it off.
3. Started from the bottom, now my puns are here.
4. You used to pun me on my cell phone.
5. You’re the best I ever pun.
6. My favorite drink? Champagne Papi.
7. I need some “One Dance” with these puns.
8. If you’re reading this, it’s too late to un-laugh.
9. Trying to be more clever than ever. That’s just Drake nature.
10. Call me on my punline bling.
11. Feeling so successful, must be those Drake puns.
12. Take these puns from zero to 100, real quick.
13. Doing it for the gram…my Drake puns, that is.
14. I can’t find my keys, must be hiding in the 6.
15. All puns aside, nothing was the same.
16. My ex said I had too many Drake puns. I just told her, “Thank Me Later.”
17. I’m way up, I feel blessed—with puns!
18. Don’t Drake it till you make it.
19. Wanna be successful? Start punning like Drake.
20. “Fake Love” for these puns? Never.
21. Give me a beat and I’ll rap up some puns.

Drizzy Drake Puns One Liners

31. Too Drake for my own good.
32. Champagne PUNpi.
33. It’s a Drake day for a pun.
34. Can I pun with my woes?
35. 0 to punny in a second.
36. Stop looking for trouble, just Drake it.
37. I only love my puns and my mama, I’m sorry.
38. YOLO: You Obviously Love Our (Drake) puns.
39. Hotline spring—because these puns are blooming.
40. My favorite dance? The Punny Slide.
41. I came, I saw, I Drake’d.
42. Too many feelings, must be a Drake song.
43. Draked and confused.
44. More life, more puns.
45. When life gives you lemons, make them Drizzy puns.
46. My friends call me Drakester for all these puns.
47. From the 6, but bringing laughs to all 7 continents.
48. Trust issues—except with puns.
49. Take a shot for every Drake pun you see.
50. YOLO, so pun hard!

Drake Caption Puns

51. Started from the caption, now we’re here.
52. This pic’s got that hotline bling.
53. Workin’ on my Champagne Papi pose.
54. In my feelings—about these puns.
55. Views from the top of my pun game.
56. Caught up in a Drake caption crisis.
57. Say “YOLO” for the camera!
58. My caption went Drake viral.
59. I’m just here so I won’t get fined for not punning.
60. Pun game strong, caption even stronger.
61. If you’re reading this, my caption is punny.
62. Certified pun lover.
63. Scorpion mode: activated—caption stings.
64. Who needs filters when you’ve got Drake puns?
65. Every caption’s better when Drake’s involved.
66. My Instagram is all Drake, no breaks.
67. Connecting with my inner 6 God.
68. Hotline bling on my caption ring.
69. Take a pic, let’s go Drake-mode.
70. Never caption alone.

Drake Dad Jokes

71. Why did Drake cross the road? To get to the other 6-ide.
72. What does Drake use to cut bread? A rapper.
73. How does Drake keep his hair so neat? With a Hot-comb Bling.
74. Why did Drake do well in school? Because he started from the bottom!
75. What’s Drake’s favorite type of math? Addition-al streaming.
76. Why is Drake good at baseball? Because he always hits a hotline single.
77. Why did Drake go to art class? For Views.
78. How does Drake prefer his eggs? Over-easy listening.
79. What did Drake say to the salad? Don’t forget the dress-ing (Room).
80. Why don’t Drake’s friends play hide and seek with him? Because he’s always in his feelings.
81. Why did Apple sponsor Drake? Because he’s got all the i-tunes.
82. What’s Drake’s favorite board game? Guess Who (it’s Drake again).
83. Why did Drake start a garden? For Scorpion plants.
84. Why isn’t Drake scared of ghosts? He started from the bottom, now he’s here.
85. What did Drake say at the bakery? Take Care of my donut holes.
86. Why does Drake love jokes? Because he has views on everything funny.
87. How does Drake stay warm? With a Scorpion jacket.
88. What did Drake say at the gym? Started from the weights, now I’m sore.
89. What’s Drake’s favorite dessert? Best I Ever Treat.
90. Why can Drake never play cards? Because everyone knows he’s holding a Scorpion.

Drake Jokes That Slay

91. What do you call Drake at the beach? Sand-6 God.
92. Why did Drake bring a ladder to the studio? To take his hooks higher.
93. What award did Drake win for jokes? Best Pun Ever Had.
94. Why was Drake seen at the library? He wanted Fresh Prints.
95. Why won’t Drake swim with sharks? They have “Fake Love.”
96. Where does Drake store his best puns? The DrakeBox.
97. Why was Drake late for the meeting? He got stuck in the Elevator (Joke).
98. Why did Drake get a pet snake? For his Scorpion album.
99. What did Drake say when named class president? Trophy Room!
100. What does Drake say on vacation? Views, everywhere.
101. What’s Drake’s favorite snack? 6-stix.
102. Why did Drake join the circus? For the high-wire hotline.
103. Why did Drake buy a calendar? For more life events.
104. What music machine does Drake use? The Drizzy Discman.
105. Why did Drake always succeed? Because he had Trust Issues—he double-checked everything.
106. Why did Drake buy an umbrella? Because his puns make it rain.
107. Why does Drake avoid picnics? Too many bugs in the 6.
108. Why did Drake enroll in cooking class? To stir up something fresh.
109. Why did Drake get therapy? Too many feelings.
110. What did Drake say to his mirror? You’re the best I’ve ever seen.

Drake Puns For Cards

111. “You’re the best I ever had”—Happy Birthday!
112. Started from your birthday, now we’re here.
113. I only have eyes for you…and Drake.
114. Hope your day is more blessed than a Drake lyric.
115. You and me? That’s Real Love, not Fake Love.
116. Congrats on leveling up your Views!
117. Sending you nothing but energy—Hotline Bling style.
118. Wishing you More Life on your special day.
119. To a friend who started from the bottom—cheers!
120. May your day go from 0 to 100 real quick.
121. You light up my life like a hotline bling.
122. It’s your birthday, so Take Care.
123. You’re worth all the Streams in the world.
124. To a friendship that never ends—like a Drake chorus.
125. Thanks for being a blessing in my 6.
126. With you, every day is more life.
127. You make every occasion One Dance.
128. Our friendship started from a text, now we’re here.
129. You’re my certified Lover Card.
130. Hoping your day is punstoppable—just like Drake.

Unforgettable Drake Instagram Puns

131. #ViewsFromTheBestPuns
132. Feeling so blessed, these Drake puns are a hit.
133. All I need are good friends and better puns.
134. Just a 6 God looking for more giggles.
135. Making moves, dropping puns.
136. Caption this: Drake mode activated.
137. In Drake we trust.
138. Keep calm and hotline bling on.
139. They said it couldn’t be done, but here’s proof.
140. Every pic is a chance to pun.
141. Drake energy: making the ordinary extraordinary.
142. Hotlike Bling vibes only.
143. Started from the pun, now my feed’s on fire.
144. Views from the joke side.
145. You drive me pun-crazy.
146. I’m in my feelings…for good captions.
147. Keeping it all Drake, all day.
148. Less stress, more Drizzy puns.
149. This isn’t a dream, it’s a Drake pun reality.
150. Landmark moment: best Drake pun ever.

Drake Lyrics Puns for Fans

151. My puns are over my dead body—so good!
152. Headlines only: Drake puns dominate.
153. Money in the Grave, but laughs on the surface.
154. We’re going home, but not before one more pun.
155. Let’s do it in the morning, with some Drake cheese.
156. The Motto: keep the puns coming.
157. Hey, what’s next? Another Drake pun.
158. Like a light: these puns hit different.
159. Gyalchester? More like Pun-chester!
160. 9AM in Dallas, punning since breakfast.
161. Feel No Ways about these jokes.
162. Talking up another Drake pun.
163. Time Flies—especially when you’re punning.
164. In The Bible, but punning like a rebel.
165. Furthest Thing from a boring pun.
166. Shot For Me? Only if it’s a pun.
167. Marathon: running up these Drake jokes.
168. All Me, all puns.
169. Dreams Money Can Buy…and puns too.
170. With You: Laughs guaranteed.

Drake Event Puns: Parties, Birthdays & More

171. Welcome to the club—Drake pun style!
172. Unforgettable wedding with Drake puns in every speech.
173. Graduation started from the bottom, now we’ve capped it.
174. Anniversary? More love than fake love.
175. Baby shower? Champagne Papi in attendance!
176. Family reunion: Views from every relative.
177. Birthday bash: puns, Drake, and dance.
178. Barbecue in the 6, jokes on the grill.
179. Engagement party pun—found my one dance.
180. New Job? Call me 6 God promoted!
181. Housewarming with more life vibes.
182. Baby’s first words? Drake pun, obviously.
183. Retirement party: Hotline Bling on loop.
184. Friendship day: best I ever had, best we ever laughed.
185. Corporate event with Drake swag.
186. Christmas: All I want for Drake-mas are these puns.
187. Valentine’s Day: Certified pun lover card.
188. Halloween: Trick-or-treat, pun repeat.
189. New Year’s: From the bottom to the top of the year.
190. Family game night: Drake joke edition.

Did You Know? Drake Fun Facts

191. Drake’s real name is Aubrey Drake Graham.
192. Before rap, Drake starred as Jimmy Brooks on “Degrassi.”
193. Drake holds the record for most Billboard Hot 100 entries among solo artists.
194. His iconic phrase “YOLO” popularized the saying worldwide.
195. Drake’s hometown Toronto is often called “the 6” because of its area codes (416/647).
196. He’s won multiple Grammy Awards.
197. Drake founded the OVO Sound label in 2012.
198. He’s been named Billboard’s Artist of the Decade.
199. His album “Views” spent 13 weeks at number 1.
200. Drake loves basketball and is a Toronto Raptors fan.
201. He was once endorsed by Sprite—refreshing!
202. Drake’s signature owl logo represents wisdom and his OVO brand.
203. He has broken streaming records globally.
204. Drake’s music touches on everything from love to success.
205. He collaborated with stars like Rihanna, Lil Wayne, and Future.
206. He’s inspired memes and viral internet challenges.
207. His lyrics are regularly quoted as Instagram captions.
208. Drake’s fashion sense sets trends everywhere.
209. He has his own whiskey brand, Virginia Black.
210. Drake’s mom is his biggest supporter!

Best Drake Puns for Group Chats

211. Let’s make our chat go from 0 to 100 real quick.
212. Group chat with more life—and puns.
213. Hotline ping when you need a laugh.
214. I’m texting you, don’t make it a Drake-onversation.
215. 6 God of this group thread.
216. No bad vibes—only pun vibes.
217. Group chat, but make it pun-per.
218. Going full Drizzy with these laughs.
219. Friends that Drake together, stay together.
220. When one jokes, we all laugh: Drake style.
221. We began at the bottom but now our thread’s on fire.
222. This chat’s got that hotline zing!
223. Keeping it real with Drizzy in every meme.
224. Pun alert: brace for impact.
225. 6 puns, 1 group chat.
226. Jokes so good, even Drake would double tap.
227. OVO, OMG—it’s pun time.
228. Texts and tracks, that’s the motto.
229. We speak fluent Drake in this chat.
230. Keep calm and Drake on!

Final Thoughts

If you’ve made it this far, you’re officially a certified Drake pun lover. Whether you started from the bottom or you’re already at the peak of wordplay, there’s always more to laugh about with Drake. Don’t forget—when life gets tough, just keep punning like our favorite rapper and watch your mood go from 0 to 100 real quick.

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