Ready to gank your funny bone? We’ve summoned a massive collection of League of Legends puns that are sure to make you LOL. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran of the Rift or just a casual fan, these jokes will have you climbing the ranks of comedy.

Legendary League of Legends Puns

1. Why did Garen break up with Katarina? He just couldn’t spin with her anymore.
2. What do you call a sad Amumu? A cry-mummy.
3. Why is Yasuo so bad at poker? He always goes all-in with a weak hand.
4. What’s Teemo’s favorite type of music? Shroom-ba.
5. Why did Lux fail her exam? She couldn’t focus her light.
6. What does Ezreal say when he’s surprised? “This is Ez-real!”
7. Why don’t they play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
8. What’s Jinx’s favorite drink? A rocket-fuel smoothie.
9. Why is Braum such a good friend? He’ll always have your back.
10. What did the nexus say to the inhibitor? “You’re my last line of defense.”
11. Why was the enemy team so cold? They had a fed Anivia.
12. What’s a minion’s favorite snack? Creep-ers.
13. Why did Blitzcrank get a promotion? He had a great hook.
14. What do you call a fed Cho’Gath? A big problem.
15. Why did the ADC go to art school? To learn how to draw aggro.
16. What’s a summoner’s favorite spell? A charming personality.
17. Why did Fiddlesticks throw a party? He wanted it to be a real scare-fest.
18. What does Rammus say when he’s okay? “OK.”
19. Why is Singed a bad chemist? He always mixes things up.
20. What’s a pirate’s favorite champion? Gangplank, arrr-guably.
21. Why did the support get a ticket? For warding in a no-parking zone.
22. What do you call a sleepy Baron? A Snor-on Nashor.
23. Why is Twisted Fate a good magician? He always has a card up his sleeve.
24. What’s Alistar’s favorite type of comedy? Head-butt humor.
25. Why did the jungler get lost? He took a wrong gank turn.
26. What’s Zyra’s favorite hobby? Gardening.
27. Why did the enemy team surrender? They couldn’t bear Tibbers anymore.
28. What do you call a fast Hecarim? A night-mare.
29. Why did Ivern get kicked out of the library? He was too loud in the bushes.
30. What’s Malphite’s favorite rock band? The Rolling Stones.
31. Why is Zilean a good historian? He’s all about time.
32. What do you call a well-dressed Gragas? Classy and gassy.

League of Legends One Liners

33. I’m not saying I’m good, but my KDA is Ezreal as it gets.
34. Are you a control ward? Because you’ve revealed my hidden feelings.
35. I must be a minion, because I can’t stop running into you.
36. My love for you is like a fed Nasus Q, it just keeps stacking up.
37. You must be Shaco, because you’ve backstabbed your way into my heart.
38. I’m not a support, but I’d do anything to protect you.
39. Are you from Ionia? Because I feel a certain balance with you.
40. I’d flash for you any day.
41. You’re the Lux of my life.
42. Let’s make like Tryndamere and have an undying love.
43. You must be a charm from Ahri, because I’m irresistibly drawn to you.
44. I’m not Bard, but I’d travel through magical journeys for you.
45. You’re more valuable than Baron buff.
46. I’m feeling a global connection, are you a Shen ult?
47. My love for you is like Teemo’s poison, it just lingers.
48. You make my heart race faster than a Hecarim with Ghost.
49. I’m not a jungler, but I’d gank your lane anytime.
50. You’re the only inhibitor I’d never want to destroy.
51. I’m Ashe-king you out on a date.
52. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
53. You must be a health potion, because you restore my will to live.
54. I’m not Rengar, but I’ve got my eye on you.
55. You’re the only one I’d share my blue buff with.
56. I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re pretty close to a pentakill.
57. You’re the anchor to my Nautilus.
58. I’m not a map, but I’d love to explore your jungle.
59. You’re the wind to my Yasuo’s wall.
60. I’m not a musician, but we could make some sweet Sona together.
61. You’re the only one I’d let last hit my heart.
62. I’m not a scientist, but we’ve got chemistry like Singed.
63. You’re the reason I hit “Play Again.”
64. I’m not a gambler, but I’d bet my life on you.

League of Legends Captions for Your Next Post

65. Just ganked my to-do list.
66. Feeling legendary today.
67. In a committed relationship with the Summoner’s Rift.
68. My KDA is better than my GPA.
69. Keep calm and carry on.
70. Living life one pentakill at a time.
71. Blame it on the lag.
72. Just another day in the bot lane.
73. You can’t spell “legendary” without “me.”
74. My ultimate is ready.
75. Warding off negativity.
76. On my way to steal your Baron.
77. This is my happy place.
78. Farming minions and breaking hearts.
79. Too toxic for my own good.
80. Just hit level 6.
81. My team needs me.
82. Victory screen or riot.
83. I’m the ADC of my own life.
84. Don’t chase the Singed.
85. It’s a good day to play League.
86. My mechanics are clean.
87. Outplaying my opponents since day one.
88. Just trying to climb the ladder.
89. My support system is the best.
90. I’ve got my game face on.
91. First blood, first love.
92. Living that jungle life.
93. My love for this game is Ezreal.
94. Another day, another nexus destroyed.
95. GG EZ.

League of Legends Dad Jokes

96. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field. Oh wait, that’s Fiddlesticks.
97. What do you call a cow that plays League? Alistar.
98. Why don’t champions ever get lonely? Because they’re always in a league of their own.
99. I told my dad I was playing League of Legends. He asked if it was a new type of bowling league.
100. What’s a spider’s favorite champion? Elise, obviously.
101. Why did the minion cross the road? To get to the other lane.
102. What do you call a champion who is also a baker? Pantheon.
103. I tried to make a joke about the Void, but it was just empty.
104. Why was the jungler so good at his job? He knew all the routes.
105. What do you call a sad Teemo? A cry-shroom.
106. Why did the ADC bring a ladder to the game? To get a better vantage point.
107. What’s a ghost’s favorite spell? Ghost.
108. Why did the support break up with the ADC? He was too needy.
109. What do you call a fish champion with a big weapon? Fizz.
110. Why did the champion go to the doctor? He had a case of the blues.
111. What’s a rock’s favorite champion? Malphite.
112. Why did the champion get a job at the library? He was good at silencing people.
113. What do you call a champion who is always cold? Anivia.
114. Why did the champion get a job as a gardener? He was great with plants.
115. What do you call a champion who is also a musician? Sona.
116. Why did the champion get a job as a chef? He was great at peeling.
117. What do you call a champion who is always on time? Zilean.
118. Why did the champion get a job as a comedian? He had great delivery.
119. What do you call a champion who is also a king? Tryndamere.
120. Why did the champion get a job as a lifeguard? He was great at saving people.
121. What do you call a champion who is always angry? Gnar.
122. Why did the champion get a job as a painter? He was great with brushes.
123. What do you call a champion who is also a scientist? Heimerdinger.
124. Why did the champion get a job as a detective? He was great at finding clues.
125. What do you call a champion who is always sleeping? Snorlax. Oh wait, wrong game.
126. Why did the champion get a job as a pilot? He was great at flying.

League of Legends Jokes

127. How many Riot Games developers does it take to change a lightbulb? They can’t, they’re too busy nerfing Irelia.
128. A Yasuo, a Riven, and a Vayne walk into a bar. There is no counter.
129. What’s the difference between a good ADC and a bad ADC? About 200 CS.
130. Why did the chicken cross the river? To get to the Scuttle Crab.
131. What’s a jungler’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a buff? Because I’d love to take you.”
132. How do you know if someone mains Yasuo? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
133. What did the support say to the ADC? “I’ve got your back.”
134. Why did the top laner bring a tent to the game? He was camping his lane.
135. What’s the most tilting thing in League of Legends? A fed Teemo.
136. Why did the mid laner get a promotion? He was great at roaming.
137. What’s a support’s favorite movie? The Bodyguard.
138. Why did the ADC get a new pair of shoes? For better kiting.
139. What’s a jungler’s least favorite chore? Taking out the trash.
140. Why did the top laner get a new car? For better split pushing.
141. What’s a mid laner’s favorite drink? A burst of flavor.
142. Why did the support get a new phone? For better communication.
143. What’s an ADC’s favorite song? “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”
144. Why did the jungler get a new map? To find better gank paths.
145. What’s a top laner’s favorite food? A solo meal.
146. Why did the mid laner get a new keyboard? For faster combos.
147. What’s a support’s favorite hobby? Warding.
148. Why did the ADC get a new mouse? For better last hitting.
149. What’s a jungler’s favorite animal? A wolf.
150. Why did the top laner get a new chair? For better posture.
151. What’s a mid laner’s favorite game? Hide and seek.
152. Why did the support get a new headset? To hear the pings better.
153. What’s an ADC’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Furious.
154. Why did the jungler get a new pair of boots? For faster clearing.
155. What’s a top laner’s favorite book? “The Art of War.”
156. Why did the mid laner get a new monitor? For better vision.
157. What’s a support’s favorite TV show? “The Protector.”

League of Legends Puns for Cards

158. Hope your birthday is as legendary as a pentakill!
159. I’m not Bard, but I’m sending you a magical journey for your special day.
160. You’re a real champion. Happy Birthday!
161. I’m Ashe-king you to have a great day!
162. Hope your day is full of Lux and laughter.
163. Don’t be an Amumu, have a happy birthday!
164. Sending you a global ult of good wishes.
165. You’re the wind to my Yasuo. Happy Anniversary!
166. My love for you is Ezreal.
167. I’d gank any lane for you.
168. You’re my favorite support.
169. Hope you get all the blue buffs you want today.
170. You’re a cut above the rest, just like a fed Darius.
171. I’m not Jinxing it, but I think we’re great together.
172. You’re the only one I’d give my Guardian Angel to.
173. Let’s make like Rakan and Xayah and stick together.
174. You’re more valuable than a Baron buff.
175. I’m hooked on you, Blitzcrank style.
176. You light up my world like a Lux ultimate.
177. I’m not Singed, but I’m crazy for you.
178. You’re the anchor that keeps me grounded. Thanks for everything.
179. Hope you have an OK day. – Rammus
180. You’re a gem, truly outrageous. – Taric
181. I’m not a cat, but I’m feline a connection. – Yuumi
182. Let’s rock! – Malphite
183. You’re unbe-leaf-ably amazing. – Ivern
184. I’m not trying to be cheesy, but you’re grate. – Twitch
185. You’re the key to my heart. – Zoe
186. I’m not lion, you’re the best. – Rengar
187. You’re a blast! – Jinx
188. I’m stuck on you. – Cassiopeia
189. You’re a real treasure. – Pyke

Champion Puns from the Rift

190. Why is Wukong so good at arguments? He’s a master of deception.
191. What did Taric say at the gem show? “This is truly, truly, truly outrageous.”
192. Why did Ekko get a detention? He kept turning back time.
193. What’s Kindred’s favorite game? Tag, you’re it.
194. Why is Tahm Kench a bad travel companion? He’ll always eat the whole map.
195. What do you call a polite Kha’Zix? A gentle-mantis.
196. Why did Vi get a job in construction? She’s great at punching through walls.
197. What’s Caitlyn’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
198. Why is Jhin so obsessed with the number four? Because it’s fore-tastic.
199. What’s Yorick’s favorite song? “Another One Bites the Dust.”
200. Why did Brand get fired from the library? He kept burning the books.
201. What’s Vladimir’s favorite type of investment? Blood banks.
202. Why is Leona so popular? She has a sunny disposition.
203. What’s Nocturne’s favorite time of day? Darkness.
204. Why did Poppy get a new hammer? The old one was getting a little rusty.
205. What’s Rumble’s favorite temperature? Toasty.
206. Why is Skarner so lonely? He’s always feeling a little impaled.
207. What’s Soraka’s favorite drink? A banana smoothie.
208. Why did Swain get a promotion? He’s a master tactician.
209. What’s Syndra’s favorite game? Dodgeball.
210. Why is Taliyah so good at sculpting? She’s a natural stone weaver.
211. What’s Urgot’s favorite activity? Grinding.
212. Why did Vel’Koz get glasses? To improve his research.
213. What’s Xerath’s favorite type of energy? Arcane.
214. Why did Xin Zhao get a job as a security guard? He’s great at charging in.
215. What’s Zed’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing act.
216. Why is Ziggs so good at parties? He’s a blast.
217. What’s Zoe’s favorite subject in school? Astronomy.
218. Why did the enemy team fear Cassiopeia? Her gaze was petrifying.
219. What do you call a fed Veigar? A short-tempered problem.
220. Why is Warwick a good detective? He can always smell blood.

Did You Know? League of Legends Fun Facts

• Alistar the Minotaur was named after a player named Alistair, who was one of the most active testers in the game’s alpha phase.
• The champion Singed was one of the very first champions designed for the game. His name is an anagram of “design.”
• The dance for the champion Vi is inspired by the “Dougie.”
• The voice actor for Master Yi, George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, is the lead singer of the death metal band Cannibal Corpse.
• Baron Nashor is an anagram of “Roshan,” a major neutral monster from the game DotA, with “Baron” added.

Final Thoughts

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