Get ready to be blinded by the lights of laughter with these hilarious The Weeknd puns. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love clever wordplay, these jokes about Abel Tesfaye will have you saving your tears for another day. His music often explores themes of intimacy puns, isolation puns, and even anguish puns, but we’re here to look at the lighter side. Let’s dive into the star-studded humor.

Blindingly Funny The Weeknd Puns

1. Why did The Weeknd break up with the calendar? He only loved it for a weekday.
2. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite type of bread? Abel-bodied wheat.
3. I tried to listen to The Weeknd on Monday, but my phone said, “Come back later.
4. What does The Weeknd use to see in the dark? Blinding lights.
5. I can’t feel my face when I’m with you… but I love it, and by “it,” I mean this pizza.
6. What do you call The Weeknd’s fan club? The Abel-ievers.
7. Why is The Weeknd a good gardener? He knows all about the hills.
8. What did the fan say at the concert? I can’t feel my face, but I love this bass!
9. The Weeknd’s music is so popular, it’s earned it.
10. Why did The Weeknd go to the party? He heard it was going to be lit, like blinding lights.
11. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite game? Hide and XO.
12. I asked The Weeknd for the time, he said, “It’s after hours.”
13. Why is The Weeknd so good at decisions? He’s very Abel.
14. What does The Weeknd drink in the morning? A cup of star-boy-cha.
15. I’m not saying I’m a fan, but I listen to him often.
16. Why did The Weeknd get a haircut? He wanted to feel the breeze on his face again.
17. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of a song? The Abel-ton beat.
18. He’s not just The Weeknd, he’s the whole week.
19. I told my boss I only work on The Weeknd. I got fired.
20. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite movie? Starboy Wars.
21. Why did The Weeknd get lost? He was blinded by the lights.
22. What do you call a playlist of only The Weeknd? A masterpiece.
23. His voice is so smooth, it’s un-Abel-ievable.
24. I listen to The Weeknd so much, my neighbors are starting to sing along.
25. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite weather? When the hills have eyes.
26. Why did The Weeknd start a business? He’s a true Starboy.
27. I’m not a player, I just crush a lot… of The Weeknd’s songs on repeat.
28. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite snack? Star-bursts.
29. He’s so cool, he makes the party after the party.
30. Why did The Weeknd cross the road? To get to the after party.
31. What do you call The Weeknd in a horror movie? The Hills Have Cries.

Starboy-Worthy The Weeknd Puns

32. What do you call The Weeknd when he’s an astronomer? A Starboy.
33. Why is The Weeknd so good at video games? He’s a Starboy.
34. I’m a motherf-in’ star, boy… is what I tell myself every morning.
35. What does The Weeknd drive? A Star-car.
36. Why did The Weeknd go to space? To prove he’s a Starboy.
37. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, because it’s a star, boy.
38. He doesn’t just have fans, he has a whole galaxy.
39. Why was The Weeknd looking up? He was admiring his work.
40. What’s The Weeknd’s coffee order? A Starboy-bucks latte.
41. He’s not just a singer, he’s a cosmic phenomenon.
42. Why did the alien listen to The Weeknd? It heard about a Starboy.
43. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite accessory? A star-studded jacket.
44. He’s so famous, even the stars are star-struck.
45. What do you call The Weeknd’s biography? The Life of a Starboy.
46. Why did The Weeknd buy a telescope? To look for his home planet.
47. He’s got that main character energy, that Starboy energy.
48. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite dessert? Star-berry pie.
49. Why is The Weeknd so bright? He’s a Starboy.
50. What’s The Weeknd’s motto? “Look what you’ve done.”
51. He’s not arrogant, he’s just confident in his star power.
52. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of the day? When the stars come out.
53. Why did The Weeknd join the space force? He was a natural Starboy.
54. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite type of story? A star-crossed lovers tale.
55. He’s so talented, it’s astronomical.
56. What do you call The Weeknd’s childhood? The making of a Starboy.
57. Why did The Weeknd get an award? For outstanding achievement in being a Starboy.
58. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite holiday? Star-dependence Day.
59. He’s the king of the fall, and the king of the stars.
60. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite animal? A starfish, boy.
61. Why is The Weeknd always trending? Because he’s a Starboy.
62. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite song to sing in the shower? “I’m a Starboy.”

The Weeknd One Liners

63. I’m just trying to live life for the moment, and all these puns are Abel to help.
64. Save your tears for another day, I’m busy laughing.
65. These jokes are fire, call the prayer.
66. I feel it coming… a good laugh, that is.
67. I’m in my zone, my after hours zone.
68. I’m not a regular fan, I’m a cool fan.
69. My favorite day of the week is The Weeknd.
70. I’m blinded by the funniness of these puns.
71. I can’t feel my face from smiling so much.
72. These puns have earned it.
73. I’m a Starboy, and these are my star jokes.
74. The hills are alive with the sound of laughter.
75. I’m often told I have a great sense of humor.
76. I’m just a prisoner to these puns.
77. Nothing is lost when you have a good pun.
78. I was never there, but I’m here for these jokes.
79. This is less than zero, it’s a hundred percent funny.
80. I’m just a lonely star in a big world of puns.
81. I’m on a new level of pun appreciation.
82. These jokes are a reminder of how funny life can be.
83. I’m addicted to this feeling of laughter.
84. I’m living for the night, and these puns.
85. This is the high for this moment.
86. I’m coming out of my shell for these jokes.
87. I’m a wanderlust for good puns.
88. This is the art of starting over with a good laugh.
89. I’m in the mood for love and laughter.
90. I’m just a rolling stone, gathering no moss but plenty of puns.
91. This is the zone to be in.
92. I’m just trying to make you laugh.
93. I’m a king of the fall, and a king of puns.

The Weeknd Captions

94. Feeling like a Starboy.
95. Can’t feel my face.
96. Blinding lights and good nights.
97. In my after hours.
98. Saving my tears for another day.
99. The hills have my attention.
100. I feel it coming.
101. Look what you’ve done.
102. Call out my name.
103. Living for the party and the after party.
104. Earned it.
105. Often on my mind.
106. Prisoner to this moment.
107. Nothing is lost.
108. Less than zero, but feeling like a hero.
109. Lonely star.
110. On a new level.
111. A reminder of the good times.
112. Addicted to this feeling.
113. High for this.
114. Coming out strong.
115. Wanderlust and city dust.
116. The art of starting over.
117. In the mood.
118. Rolling stone.
119. In the zone.
120. King of the fall.
121. Wicked games.
122. The morning.
123. House of balloons.
124. Twenty eight.

The Weeknd Dad Jokes

125. What did The Weeknd say to the optometrist? “I was blinded by the lights.”
126. Why doesn’t The Weeknd play hide and seek? Because he’s always in your eyes.
127. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite breakfast? Star-berry pancakes.
128. Why did The Weeknd bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes.
129. What do you call The Weeknd when he’s sick? The Ill-kend.
130. Why did The Weeknd get a ticket? For speeding through the after hours.
131. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite type of math? XO-ponents.
132. Why is The Weeknd so calm? He saves his tears for another day.
133. What did The Weeknd say when he finished his album? “It’s earned it.”
134. Why did The Weeknd go to the library? To check out the house of ballads.
135. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite day? XO-mas.
136. Why did The Weeknd get a job at the bakery? He was great at making dough, boy.
137. What does The Weeknd say when he’s surprised? “Oh my Starboy!”
138. Why did The Weeknd stop playing cards? He kept getting a wicked hand.
139. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, he can really feel it.
140. Why did The Weeknd go to the doctor? He couldn’t feel his face.
141. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite animal? A week-ant.
142. Why did The Weeknd get an award? He was outstanding in his field of music.
143. What does The Weeknd put on his toast? Star-marmalade.
144. Why did The Weeknd join a band? He wanted to be part of a week-ensemble.
145. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite drink? A glass of star-light.
146. Why did The Weeknd go to the beach? To catch some rays and some waves.
147. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite type of story? A tale of the city.
148. Why did The Weeknd get a boat? To sail on the sea of love.
149. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite flower? A star-gazer lily.
150. Why did The Weeknd go to the gym? To work on his star-bod.
151. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite candy? A star-burst.
152. Why did The Weeknd get a dog? He wanted a loyal companion for the after hours.
153. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite movie genre? Star-fi.
154. Why did The Weeknd become a singer? He had a voice that was Abel to move mountains.
155. These jokes might cause some dismay puns from your kids, but they’re worth it.

The Weeknd Jokes

156. Why did The Weeknd go to the doctor? He said, “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you.” The doctor replied, “That sounds like a serious allergy to your girlfriend.”
157. What happens when The Weeknd goes to the beach? He gets a wicked tan.
158. A fan meets The Weeknd and says, “Can you call out my name?” The Weeknd replies, “I don’t know your name.” The fan says, “It’s on my shirt!”
159. Why did The Weeknd get kicked out of the library? He kept singing “I can’t feel my face” too loudly.
160. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of the week? Saturday and Sunday, of course.
161. The Weeknd walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The Weeknd replies, “I just saved all my tears for another day.”
162. Why did The Weeknd break up with his GPS? It kept telling him to “turn back now” but he was blinded by the lights ahead.
163. What did The Weeknd say to his reflection? “Look what you’ve done.”
164. How does The Weeknd order his steak? Rare, because he’s a Starboy.
165. Why did The Weeknd get a job as a weatherman? He was an expert on the king of the fall.
166. What’s The Weeknd’s least favorite day? Monday, because it’s the farthest from The Weeknd.
167. Why did The Weeknd get a cat? He wanted a house of purr-loons.
168. What did The Weeknd say after a long tour? “I need a week-end off.”
169. Why is The Weeknd so good at secrets? Because the hills have eyes, but they don’t have mouths.
170. What did The Weeknd’s teacher say about him? “Abel is a very talented student.”
171. Why did The Weeknd go to the party alone? He said he was a lonely star.
172. How does The Weeknd stay in shape? By running from the blinding lights.
173. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite board game? Star-tego.
174. Why did The Weeknd get a plant? To remind him of his roots.
175. What did The Weeknd say to the DJ? “Play that funky music, Starboy.”
176. Why did The Weeknd get a new phone? He wanted to call out his own name.
177. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of a concert? The after-party.
178. Why did The Weeknd go to the art museum? To see the beauty behind the madness.
179. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up, because it’s always live.
180. Why did The Weeknd get a new car? He wanted to drive into the after hours in style.
181. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite thing about space? The silence, because nothing is lost.
182. Why did The Weeknd get a new suit? He wanted to look sharp for the after hours.
183. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite part of a book? The ending, because it’s always earned.
184. Why did The Weeknd get a new watch? He wanted to keep track of the after hours.
185. What’s The Weeknd’s favorite thing about the city? The blinding lights.
186. Why did The Weeknd get a new microphone? He wanted his voice to be heard in the hills.

The Weeknd Puns for Cards

187. (Birthday) Hope your birthday is Abel to be the best one yet!
188. (Valentine’s) I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, Valentine.
189. (Get Well Soon) Hope you feel better by The Weeknd.
190. (Congratulations) You’ve earned it! Congrats on your success.
191. (Friendship) I’d call out your name any day.
192. (Love) I’m a prisoner to my love for you.
193. (Birthday) Hope your birthday is a star-studded event!
194. (Valentine’s) You’re the star of my life, boy/girl.
195. (Get Well Soon) Sending you healing vibes for the week… and The Weeknd.
196. (Congratulations) Look what you’ve done! So proud.
197. (Friendship) Thanks for being there for the party and the after party.
198. (Love) With you, nothing is lost.
199. (Birthday) Have a blindingly good birthday!
200. (Valentine’s) I feel it coming… a great Valentine’s Day with you.
201. (Get Well Soon) Save your tears, better days are coming.
202. (Congratulations) You’re on a new level! Congrats!
203. (Friendship) You’re a true Starboy/Stargirl in my eyes.
204. (Love) I’m addicted to you.
205. (Birthday) Time to party like it’s the after hours.
206. (Valentine’s) You’re the only one I often think about.
207. (Get Well Soon) The hills are cheering for your recovery.
208. (Congratulations) You’re a king/queen of the fall… and every other season!
209. (Friendship) Thanks for being a reminder of the good times.
210. (Love) Let’s get lost in the blinding lights together.
211. (Birthday) Hope your day is less than zero and more than a hundred!
212. (Valentine’s) My love for you is no wicked game.
213. (Get Well Soon) Just a reminder that I’m here for you.
214. (Congratulations) You’re a true rolling stone of talent.
215. (Friendship) In the zone when I’m with you.
216. (Love) You’re the beauty behind my madness.
217. (Birthday) Hope your birthday is Abel-solutely amazing!

Did You Know? The Weeknd Fun Facts

1. The Weeknd’s real name is Abel Makkonen Tesfaye.
2. He is from Toronto, Canada, and often references his city in his music, calling it “The 6.”
3. He got his stage name after leaving home “one weekend” and never returning. He dropped the last “e” to avoid copyright issues with a Canadian band already called The Weekend.
4. His first language is Amharic, which he learned from his Ethiopian grandmother.
5. In 2020, he co-wrote and appeared in an episode of the animated show “American Dad!”.
6. He was the first solo Canadian artist to headline the Super Bowl halftime show in 2021.
7. His album “Beauty Behind the Madness” was the most-streamed album of 2015, with over 60 million listeners.
8. He has cited Michael Jackson, Prince, and R. Kelly as his main musical inspirations.

Final Thoughts

Hopefully, these The Weeknd puns didn’t just happen on a weekday. Whether you’re feeling full of motivation puns or a bit of lethargy puns, these jokes are perfect for sharing after hours and are sure to make you a star, boy. Don’t save your tears, save these jokes for later!

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