Get ready to fall in love with the shape of these puns! If you’re a fan of the ginger-haired genius, these Ed Sheeran puns are music to your ears. We’ve compiled a list that’s more perfect than a love song, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Perfect Ed Sheeran Puns

1. Why did Ed Sheeran break up with his metronome? He wanted to follow his own beat.
2. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite type of math? Geome-tree, because he loves the “Shape of You.”
3. I’m in love with the shape of Ed.
4. You make me feel like I’m living in a Sheeran-age dream.
5. Are you Ed Sheeran? Because you’re just Perfect.
6. I’m not Sheeran this cookie with anyone.
7. Let’s just dance to the beat of our own strum.
8. Ed Sheeran’s concerts are always a-major event.
9. Don’t be afraid to Sheeran your feelings.
10. I tried to write a song like Ed, but I didn’t have the write stuff.
11. What does Ed Sheeran put in his tea? Ginger.
12. I’m not saying I’m a fan, but I have a lot of Ed-miration for him.
13. His music is so good, it’s un-Ed-itable.
14. Why is Ed Sheeran a good gardener? He’s great at planting tunes.
15. I’m positively Sheeran this is the best pun list.
16. His songs are always pitch-perfect.
17. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together listening to Ed Sheeran.
18. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite board game? Guit-Hero.
19. You’re the Ed to my Sheeran.
20. His music is so popular, it’s Sheeran madness.
21. I’m not overreacting, I’m just having a Sheeran moment.
22. Let’s build a Castle on the Hill out of LEGOs.
23. Ed Sheeran’s music is my A-Team.
24. I’m not just a fan, I’m a Sheerio-us fan.
25. His lyrics are so deep, they’re un-fathom-able.
26. I’m feeling Ed-static about this new album.
27. You’re looking quite Ed-orable today.

Thinking Out Loud with Ed Sheeran Puns

1. I was Thinking Out Loud about how much I love these puns.
2. What does Ed Sheeran do when he’s deep in thought? He gets pensive. For more thoughtful humor, check out these pensiveness puns.
3. My love for Ed Sheeran’s music is evergreen.
4. I’ve got some Bad Habits, and listening to Ed on repeat is one of them.
5. These puns are giving me Shivers.
6. Let’s not talk too much, grab your waist and put that body on me.
7. I’m just a guy with a guitar, Sheeran my soul.
8. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite part of a book? The Ed-notes.
9. I’m not a mind reader, but I’m Thinking Out Loud.
10. His songwriting process is very Ed-ucational.
11. I’m trying to write a pun, but I keep getting writer’s block. I need some Ed-spiration.
12. I’m not a professional, I just play guitar for the fun of Ed.
13. What do you call Ed Sheeran’s autobiography? “Ed-it My Way.”
14. His music helps me get through the rough patches.
15. I’m not crying, you’re crying. Okay, it’s me, this song is just too beautiful.
16. I’m in love with the story in his songs.
17. He’s not just a singer, he’s a poet with a guitar.
18. I’m not sure what to do, so I’ll just listen to Ed Sheeran and think.
19. His music is the perfect soundtrack for a road trip.
20. I’m not saying he’s a genius, but his lyrics are Ed-vanced.
21. I’m not a dancer, but “Shape of You” makes me want to move.
22. I’m not a Galway Girl, but I’d follow him anywhere.
23. His music is like a Photograph I’ll always cherish.
24. I’m not a superhero, but listening to Ed makes me feel like I can do anything.
25. I’m not a doctor, but his music is therapeutic.
26. I’m not a chef, but his songs have all the right ingredients.
27. I’m not a sailor, but I’d cross the seven seas for an Ed Sheeran concert.

Ed Sheeran One-Liners

1. I’m Sheeran-ly in love with you.
2. Stop Sheeran and listen to this song.
3. You’re the one that I want, you are the one I need, Ed.
4. I’m not perfect, but this pun is.
5. My love for you is like an Ed Sheeran song: timeless.
6. I’m not a player, I just crush a lot… on Ed Sheeran.
7. You give me Shivers.
8. I’m just Thinking Out Loud here.
9. Let’s build our own Castle on the Hill.
10. I’m a member of the A-Team.
11. My Bad Habits include you.
12. You’re my Galway Girl.
13. I’m hooked on a Sheeran.
14. Life is better with a little Ed.
15. I’m not ginger, but I’m feeling spicy.
16. I’m not a musician, but I know a good chord when I hear one.
17. I’m not a poet, but I know a good rhyme.
18. I’m not a star, but I’m a Sheerio.
19. I’m not a cat, but I’m feline the music.
20. I’m not a tree, but I’m falling for you.
21. I’m not a book, but you can read me like one.
22. I’m not a map, but I’ll help you find your way.
23. I’m not a light, but I can brighten your day.
24. I’m not a key, but I can unlock your heart.
25. I’m not a puzzle, but we fit together perfectly.
26. I’m not a joke, but I’ll make you smile.
27. I’m not a dream, but I’m your fantasy.

Ed Sheeran Puns for Captions

1. Feeling Ed-static.
2. Just a day in the life of a Sheerio.
3. My playlist is 99% Ed Sheeran.
4. In a serious relationship with Ed Sheeran’s music.
5. I’m not obsessed, I’m Ed-ucated. If you get it, you’ll love these obsession puns.
6. Thinking out loud.
7. Living in a Sheeran-age dream.
8. My bad habits lead to you.
9. Found my Galway Girl/Guy.
10. We found love right where we are.
11. All I need is my guitar and an Ed Sheeran song.
12. On my way to build a castle on the hill.
13. Just Sheeran some good vibes.
14. This is my A-Team.
15. Giving me Shivers.
16. I’m in love with the shape of this view.
17. Just me and my Photograph.
18. This moment is Perfect.
19. Dancing in the dark with you between my arms.
20. My happy place sounds a lot like an Ed Sheeran song.
21. I’m not a singer, but I’m belting this out.
22. This is the start of something beautiful.
23. I’m not a model, but I’m striking a pose.
24. I’m not a writer, but this is my story.
25. I’m not a painter, but this is my masterpiece.
26. I’m not a chef, but this is delicious.
27. I’m not a traveler, but this is an adventure.

Ed Sheeran Dad Jokes

1. What did Ed Sheeran say to his guitar? “We make beautiful music together.”
2. Why did Ed Sheeran bring a ladder to his concert? He wanted to reach the high notes.
3. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite kind of bread? Ginger-bread.
4. How does Ed Sheeran like his steak? Medium-rare, but he’ll take it Perfect.
5. What do you call Ed Sheeran when he’s a detective? Sheer-lock Holmes.
6. Why is Ed Sheeran so good at chess? Because he’s always thinking a few moves a-Ed.
7. What did the fan say to Ed Sheeran? “You’re my jam!”
8. Why doesn’t Ed Sheeran play poker? He has a great poker face, but he can’t hide his ginger tells.
9. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite weather? A light Sheeran.
10. What does Ed Sheeran order at a bar? A ginger ale.
11. Why did Ed Sheeran go to the library? To check out the sheet music.
12. What’s Ed Sheeran’s spirit animal? A lyre-bird.
13. How does Ed Sheeran stay in shape? By running up the charts.
14. What do you call Ed Sheeran’s fan club? The Sheerios.
15. Why did Ed Sheeran cross the road? To get to the recording studio.
16. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite subject in school? Mus-history.
17. What does Ed Sheeran wear to bed? His pa-jam-as.
18. Why was Ed Sheeran a good employee? He was always on the A-Team.
19. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite movie? The Sound of Music.
20. Why did Ed Sheeran get a ticket? For speeding up the tempo.
21. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite holiday? St. Patrick’s Day, for all the ginger pride.
22. How does Ed Sheeran sign his letters? “Yours musically.”
23. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite sport? Strum-wrestling.
24. Why did Ed Sheeran buy a boat? He wanted to sail the seven C-notes.
25. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite fruit? A guitar-ine.
26. Why is Ed Sheeran so calm? He has a lot of inner-piece.

Ed Sheeran Jokes

1. What do you get when you cross Ed Sheeran with a vampire? A love bite that gives you Shivers.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw Ed Sheeran with the salad dressing!
3. How do you know Ed Sheeran is at the door? You hear a Perfect knock.
4. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite part of a joke? The pun-chline.
5. Why did Ed Sheeran stop playing in the library? He kept getting booked.
6. What did Ed Sheeran name his son? Ed-ward.
7. What do you call it when Ed Sheeran performs in a storm? A musical hurricane.
8. Why is Ed Sheeran so brave on stage? He’s got a lot of pluck. For more fearless fun, check out these bravery puns.
9. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite type of story? A fairy-tale with a good moral.
10. Why did Ed Sheeran get an award? For his outstanding performance in his field.
11. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite kind of party? A jam session.
12. How does Ed Sheeran fix a broken heart? With a ballad-aid.
13. What do you call Ed Sheeran’s clone? Ed-entical.
14. Why did Ed Sheeran go to the bank? To check his balance and notes.
15. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite game? Hide and go-sync.
16. Why did Ed Sheeran bring a pencil to the concert? To draw a crowd.
17. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite drink? A gin-ger and tonic.
18. Why did Ed Sheeran get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
19. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite type of investment? Stocks and bonds… and chords.
20. Why did Ed Sheeran go to space? To find a new universe of sound.
21. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite flower? A trum-petunia.
22. Why did Ed Sheeran get a pet parrot? So it could sing along.
23. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite type of building? A castle on a hill.
24. Why did Ed Sheeran go to the doctor? He had a case of the blues.
25. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favorite accessory? A neck-tie… and a guitar strap.
26. Why did Ed Sheeran get a dog? For the paws-itive vibes.

Ed Sheeran Puns for Cards

1. I’m Sheeran-ly glad you’re my friend.
2. Hope your birthday is Perfect.
3. I’m Thinking Out Loud about how much you mean to me.
4. You give me Shivers, in the best way.
5. Our love is like an Ed Sheeran song, it just gets better with time.
6. I’m so glad I found my Galway Girl/Guy in you.
7. Let’s grow old together, listening to Ed Sheeran.
8. You’re the one, and I’m not just Sheeran that.
9. Thanks for always being on my A-Team.
10. My love for you is no Bad Habit.
11. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture a great future with you.
12. You’re the music to my lyrics.
13. I’m not just being sentimental, you’re my everything. For more heartfelt humor, these sensitivity puns are perfect.
14. Let’s dance in the dark, darling.
15. I’m in love with the shape of you… and your personality, of course.
16. You’re the Perfect addition to my life.
17. I’m not a king, but you’re my queen.
18. Let’s build our own Castle on the Hill.
19. I’m not a musician, but my heart beats for you.
20. You’re more beautiful than any song.
21. I’m not a poet, but I’d write a thousand verses for you.
22. You’re my favorite melody.
23. I’m not a star, but you make me shine.
24. I’m not a gift, but I’m all yours.
25. I’m not a map, but I’m lost in your eyes.
26. I’m not a key, but you’ve unlocked my heart.
27. I’m not a joke, but I’m seriously in love with you.

Did You Know? Ed Sheeran Fun Facts

1. He has over 60 tattoos, including a Heinz Ketchup bottle, a teddy bear, and the word “Red” in honor of his tour with Taylor Swift.
2. He names his guitars. Some of the names include Lloyd, Felix, Cyril, and Nigel.
3. Ed is a prolific songwriter for other artists, having written hits for Justin Bieber (“Love Yourself”), One Direction (“Little Things”), and The Weeknd (“Dark Times”).
4. In 2017, he was in a cycling accident and broke both his arms, which put his tour in jeopardy.
5. He received an honorary doctorate from the University Campus Suffolk in his hometown for his “outstanding contribution to music.”
6. He made a controversial cameo appearance as a Lannister soldier in an episode of HBO’s “Game of Thrones.”
7. He has a pub built on his estate, complete with a secret tunnel to his main house. It’s named “The Lancaster Lock.”

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re a die-hard Sheerio or just love a good play on words, these Ed Sheeran puns are sure to hit the right note. They prove that just like his music, a little bit of humor can be absolutely perfect.

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