Welcome, duplicants! Are you ready to de-stress your colony with some humor? These Oxygen Not Included puns are just what the doctor, or rather, the printing pod ordered. Get ready for a cycle of laughter that will boost your morale higher than a fully decorated great hall! If you enjoy humor from complex simulation games, you might also like our Satisfactory puns.

Hilarious Oxygen Not Included Puns

1. Why did the duplicant break up with the Hatch? It was taking him for granite.
2. My duplicants are great at plumbing. They go with the flow.
3. I told my duplicant a joke about chlorine. It was a clean one.
4. What do you call a duplicant who loves to eat? A gourmand.
5. My colony’s power grid is shocking.
6. I tried to build a rocket, but my plans didn’t take off.
7. That duplicant is so good at art, he’s a real masterpiece.
8. Don’t take my puns for granite.
9. My duplicant chef is on a roll.
10. I have a crush on the rock crusher.
11. This base is getting out of hand. It’s a real mess hall.
12. Why was the duplicant so stressed? He had a lot on his plate.
13. I’m feeling a bit gassy today, must be the hydrogen generator.
14. My duplicant’s favorite band is The Rolling Stones.
15. I’m not a fan of slimelung. It’s a slimy situation.
16. That duplicant is a real live wire.
17. I’m digging these puns.
18. My duplicant is a great musician. He really knows how to rock.
19. I’m so tired, I need a nap… on a massage table.
20. This colony is my pride and joy. It’s my greatest creation.
21. I’m not lazy, I’m just in power-saving mode.
22. My duplicant is a great farmer. He has a green thumb.
23. I’m having a blast with this game.
24. That duplicant is so cool, he’s a real ice maker.
25. I’m not stressed, I’m just creatively tense.
26. My duplicant is a real gem.

Oxygen Not Included One Liners

27. I’m not saying my base is a mess, but the Pips are organizing a union.
28. My duplicant’s morale is so low, he thinks a mealworm is fine dining.
29. I tried to make a perfect base, but I dupli-can’t.
30. That joke was so bad, it gave me the ‘Yucky Lungs’ debuff.
31. I have a love-hate relationship with my duplicants.
32. My base runs on coffee and chaos.
33. I’m not addicted to this game, I can quit anytime… after this cycle.
34. My duplicant is so slow, he’s still trying to build the first latrine.
35. I’m a master of disaster management.
36. My duplicants are always getting into hot water.
37. I’m not a micromanager, I’m a duplicant enthusiast.
38. My base is a beautiful disaster.
39. I’m not sure what’s more toxic, the chlorine or my duplicant’s attitude.
40. I’m the boss, but the duplicants are the real rulers.
41. My duplicants have a PhD in stress-eating.
42. I’m not saying my duplicants are dumb, but they tried to mop a chlorine spill.
43. My base is powered by pure, unadulterated panic.
44. I’ve got 99 problems and a leaky pipe is all of them.
45. My duplicant’s favorite activity is ‘Ugly Crying’.
46. I’m not a control freak, I just like things to be… efficient.
47. My duplicants are living on the edge… of a magma biome.
48. I’m a professional duplicant wrangler.
49. My base is a monument to my poor life choices.
50. I’m not lost, I’m just exploring the abyssalite.
51. My duplicants think ‘breathable air‘ is a luxury item.
52. I’m pretty sure my duplicants are solar-powered… by the light of my screen.

Duplicant Dad Jokes

53. What do you call a duplicant who is good at digging? A groundbreaker.
54. Why did the duplicant bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
55. What’s a duplicant’s favorite type of story? A tall tale from the printing pod.
56. Why don’t duplicants play cards in the jungle? Too many Pips!
57. What did the duplicant say after a long day of work? “I’m beat!”
58. Why was the duplicant a good comedian? He had a great sense of tumbler.
59. What do you call a lazy duplicant? A duplicant-do-nothing.
60. Why did the duplicant get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
61. What’s a duplicant’s favorite exercise? The hamster wheel.
62. Why did the duplicant cross the road? To get to the other biome.
63. What do you call a duplicant with a cold? A snotty duplicant.
64. Why did the duplicant go to the doctor? He had a case of the Mondays… every cycle.
65. What’s a duplicant’s favorite song? “Under Pressure.”
66. Why did the duplicant get fired from the farm? He was a bad seed.
67. What do you call a duplicant who loves to sleep? A bed head.
68. Why did the duplicant bring a shovel to the party? He wanted to dig the music.
69. What’s a duplicant’s favorite movie? “The Great Escape… from the base.”
70. Why did the duplicant get a massage? He was feeling stressed.
71. What do you call a duplicant who is always cold? A chilly duplicant.
72. Why did the duplicant get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.
73. What’s a duplicant’s favorite game? Hide and seek… from the player.
74. Why did the duplicant get a pet Hatch? He wanted a little company.
75. What do you call a duplicant who is a great artist? A master of the fine arts.
76. Why did the duplicant get a job as a researcher? He was curious.
77. What’s a duplicant’s favorite food? Anything that’s not mush bar.
78. Why did the duplicant get a job as a plumber? He was good at going with the flow.

Oxygen Not Included Captions

79. Just another day in paradise… or a sealed-off asteroid.
80. My duplicants are the reason I have trust issues.
81. Keep calm and build a SPOM.
82. Powered by stress and algae.
83. I’m not messy, I’m creatively chaotic.
84. My base is my happy place.
85. Living the duplicant dream.
86. Just a girl and her duplicants.
87. My duplicants are my favorite little minions.
88. I’m the queen of this asteroid.
89. My base is a work in progress.
90. I’m not perfect, but my base is… getting there.
91. I’m a duplicant whisperer.
92. My duplicants are my spirit animals.
93. I’m a master of duplicant psychology.
94. My base is my canvas.
95. I’m a duplicant mom.
96. My duplicants are my little helpers.
97. I’m a duplicant dad.
98. My duplicants are my little troublemakers.
99. I’m a duplicant tamer.
100. My duplicants are my little angels… with dirty faces.
101. I’m a duplicant trainer.
102. My duplicants are my little monsters.
103. I’m a duplicant wrangler.
104. My duplicants are my little buddies.

Gassy Oxygen Not Included Jokes

105. Why did the duplicant fart in the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels.
106. What do you call a room full of flatulent duplicants? A gas chamber.
107. My duplicant’s farts are so bad, they could power a natural gas generator.
108. I’m not saying my base is gassy, but the air is a little… thick.
109. My duplicant’s farts are a renewable resource.
110. I’m not sure what’s worse, the polluted oxygen or the duplicant farts.
111. My duplicant’s farts are a weapon of mass destruction.
112. I’m thinking of bottling my duplicant’s farts and selling them as a new power source.
113. My duplicant’s farts are so potent, they could peel the paint off the walls.
114. I’m not saying my duplicants are gassy, but the Pips are wearing gas masks.
115. My duplicant’s farts are a sign of a healthy digestive system… and a toxic environment.
116. I’m pretty sure my duplicant’s farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.
117. My duplicant’s farts are the soundtrack of my base.
118. I’m not sure if that’s thunder or just my duplicant’s stomach.
119. My duplicant’s farts are a force of nature.
120. I’m thinking of renaming my base ‘Fartopia’.
121. My duplicant’s farts are a cry for help… and a breath of fresh air for no one.
122. I’m not saying my duplicants are gassy, but the air smells like a swamp.
123. My duplicant’s farts are a work of art… a very smelly work of art.
124. I’m pretty sure my duplicant’s farts could be used as a rocket fuel.
125. My duplicant’s farts are a constant reminder of my poor life choices.
126. I’m not sure what’s more deadly, the slimelung or the duplicant farts.
127. My duplicant’s farts are a symphony of smells.
128. I’m thinking of building a fart-powered generator.
129. My duplicant’s farts are a testament to the power of the human… or duplicant… body.
130. I’m not saying my duplicants are gassy, but the air is flammable.

Oxygen Not Included Puns for Cards

131. I dig you more than a duplicant digs for coal.
132. You take my breath away.
133. Our love is like a stable power grid: reliable and bright.
134. You raise my morale.
135. I’m so glad I printed you.
136. You’re hotter than a metal refinery.
137. Let’s not deconstruct this relationship.
138. You’re a masterpiece.
139. I’m stuck on you like a duplicant in a puddle of water.
140. You’re the O2 to my colony.
141. My love for you is un-pip-lievable.
142. You make my heart go into overdrive.
143. I can’t re-fuse my feelings for you.
144. You’re the best thing I’ve ever built.
145. Let’s hatch a plan for our future.
146. You’re a breath of fresh air.
147. I’m not stressed when I’m with you.
148. You’re my number one priority.
149. You’re sweeter than a bristle blossom.
150. I’m so glad I dug you up.
151. You’re the light in my abyssalite.
152. I’m drawn to you like a duplicant to a massage table.
153. You’re my perfect duplicant.
154. I’m so happy I found you in this chaotic world.
155. You’re the best part of my cycle.
156. I love you more than a duplicant loves meallice.

Morale-Boosting Puns

157. Why are duplicants so good at research? They have a high IQ.
158. What do you call a happy duplicant? A dupli-can.
159. My duplicants are so smart, they could build a rocket to the moon… if they weren’t so busy getting stuck in walls.
160. I’m not saying my base is perfect, but the morale is high.
161. My duplicants are so happy, they’re singing in the showers.
162. I’m a master of morale management.
163. My duplicants are so content, they’re practically purring.
164. I’m not a therapist, but I know how to make my duplicants happy.
165. My base is a utopia… for duplicants.
166. I’m so proud of my happy little colony.
167. My duplicants are so cheerful, they’re like little rays of sunshine.
168. I’m not a magician, but I can turn a frown upside down.
169. My base is a haven of happiness.
170. I’m the king of morale.
171. My duplicants are so joyful, they’re dancing in the mess hall.
172. I’m not a saint, but I know how to treat my duplicants right.
173. My base is a paradise… for duplicants.
174. I’m the master of making duplicants smile.
175. My duplicants are so pleased, they’re giving me high-fives.
176. I’m not a miracle worker, but I can make a duplicant’s day.
177. My base is a land of milk and honey… or rather, water and mealwood.
178. I’m the best boss a duplicant could ask for.
179. My duplicants are so thrilled, they’re doing backflips.
180. I’m not a genie, but I can grant my duplicants’ wishes.
181. My base is a dream come true… for duplicants.
182. I’m the ultimate morale booster.
183. My duplicants are so ecstatic, they’re throwing a party.
184. I’m not a superhero, but I can save a duplicant from a bad mood. For more out-of-this-world gaming jokes, check out our collection of XCOM puns.
185. My base is a happy place… for duplicants.

Did You Know? Oxygen Not Included Fun Facts

186. The game was developed by Klei Entertainment, the same studio behind ‘Don’t Starve’.
187. Duplicants are 3D-printed and have no memory of their past lives.
188. The game’s physics engine simulates gas and liquid flow in a complex grid system.
189. The ‘Meep’ duplicant is a tribute to a Klei developer’s cat.
190. There are hidden story traits and logs scattered throughout the asteroid that reveal the game’s lore.
191. The game was in Early Access on Steam for over two years before its full release.
192. Each duplicant has a unique set of skills, interests, and stress reactions.
193. The game’s art style is inspired by 1950s cartoons and sci-fi aesthetics.
194. Hatches can be tamed and ranched to produce coal and meat.
195. The game has a ‘No Sweat’ mode for players who want a more relaxed experience.
196. The temperature system is incredibly detailed, affecting everything from plant growth to duplicant health.
197. The community has created numerous mods that add new features, creatures, and challenges to the game.
198. The sound design is crucial; you can often hear problems like gas leaks or building damage before you see them.
199. A ‘SPOM’ (Self-Powering Oxygen Module) is a popular player-designed machine that uses an electrolyzer to create oxygen and hydrogen, then uses the hydrogen to power itself.
200. Duplicants can gain and lose skills over time, depending on their activities.
201. The game’s title is a literal warning: you must produce your own oxygen to survive.
202. Pips are known for planting seeds in random, often inconvenient, locations.
203. Morale is a key mechanic, affecting a duplicant’s productivity and willingness to learn new skills.
204. There are multiple asteroid types to start on, each with unique challenges and resources.
205. The ultimate goal is to become space-faring and establish a self-sufficient colony across multiple planetoids.
206. Duplicants can’t jump, which is a fundamental constraint for base design.
207. The game simulates germs and diseases, requiring players to manage hygiene.
208. ‘Critter’ is the general term for all the non-duplicant creatures in the game.
209. The ‘Printing Pod’ offers new duplicants or resources at regular intervals.
210. Duplicants will hold their breath if they are in an unbreathable environment.
211. After surviving the asteroid, why not try your hand at some Street Fighter puns?

Final Thoughts

Hopefully, these Oxygen Not Included puns didn’t leave you gasping for air. Managing a colony is tough, but with a little humor, every cycle can be a breath of fresh air. These jokes are a huge success, just like our list of Portal puns.

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