Ready to unearth some humor? These Shovel Knight puns are a real treasure! Whether you’re a veteran of the Order of No Quarter or just starting your quest for justice, these jokes are guaranteed to make you smile. If you enjoy classic platforming humor, you’ll also get a kick out of our Banjo-Kazooie puns that are Jiggy with it. Get ready to shovel up the fun!
Golden Shovel Knight Puns
- Why did Shovel Knight break up with his girlfriend? He felt like she was taking him for granite.
- What’s Shovel Knight’s favorite music? Dig-sco.
- I tried to tell a Shovel Knight joke, but I couldn’t dig one up.
- Shovel Knight is great at parties. He really knows how to break the ice.
- Why is Shovel Knight so calm? He has a lot of inner piece of heart.
- What do you call Shovel Knight when he’s angry? A hot head.
- I have a crush on Shield Knight, I find her very striking.
- Black Knight is my favorite, he’s a real gem.
- Don’t mess with Treasure Knight, he’s got a short fuze.
- Plague Knight’s jokes are sick.
- I find King Knight’s attitude rather regal.
- Specter Knight always lifts my spirits.
- Why did Shovel Knight bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
- What’s Shovel Knight’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, just like a good platformer.
- Shovel Knight doesn’t do social media. He prefers to dig up his own dirt.
- Why was Mole Knight such a good detective? He always got to the root of the problem.
- Propeller Knight is a bit of an airhead.
- I asked Tinker Knight for a joke, but he’s still working on the delivery.
- Polar Knight gives me the cold shoulder.
- What’s Shovel Knight’s favorite dessert? Dirt pudding.
- Why did Shovel Knight get an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- I’m not a fan of the Troupple King. His jokes are the pits.
- Shovel Knight is a great musician. He really knows how to dig the beat.
- Why don’t knights in the Order of No Quarter get lost? They always follow the code of shovelry.
- What did Shield Knight say to Shovel Knight? “I’ve got you covered.”
- Black Knight’s humor is a bit dark for me.
- The Enchantress cast a spell on me. It was enchanting.
- I tried to race Propeller Knight, but he just blew me away.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo in the Plains? Pouch potato.
Enchanting Shovel Knight Jokes
- Why did the Enchantress start a gardening club? She had a green thumb for dark magic.
- What’s the Enchantress’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
- How does Shovel Knight stay in shape? He does shovel-ups.
- What did the gem say to Shovel Knight? You rock!
- Why is Plague Knight so good at chemistry? He’s an expert in solutions.
- What kind of stories does Specter Knight tell? Ghost stories.
- Why did King Knight wear a gold suit? To show he was a man of high caliber.
- What’s Shovel Knight’s life motto? Dig deep and prosper.
- Why did Shovel Knight go to school? To improve his shovel-ry.
- What do you get when you cross Shovel Knight with a vampire? A grave digger.
- Why was Black Knight always so serious? He had a knight to remember.
- What’s Treasure Knight’s favorite movie? The Goonies.
- Why did Mole Knight get kicked out of the garden? He was being too nosy.
- How does Shovel Knight send mail? Through the pogo-stal service.
- What did the Troupple say to the knight? “You’re my apple-y ever after.”
- Why is the Tower of Fate so popular? It has its ups and downs.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite relic? The Phase Locket.
- Why did Shovel Knight stop playing cards? He was tired of dealing with the King of Cards.
- What do you call a knight who is afraid of the dark? A Sir-render.
- Why did the skeleton run away from Shovel Knight? He didn’t have the guts to fight.
- What’s Plague Knight’s favorite drink? A potion of motion.
- Why did King Knight redecorate his throne room? It needed a royal flush.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite band? The Grateful Dead.
- Why is Shovel Knight so good at bouncing? He’s got a spring in his step.
- What did the chest say to Shovel Knight? “I’m treasuring this moment.”
- Why did the Enchantress fail her magic exam? She couldn’t spell correctly.
- What’s Black Knight’s favorite hobby? Shoveling off.
- Why did Treasure Knight go to the beach? To find some sunken treasure.
- What do you call a knight who cleans the castle? Sir-vant.
- Why did Shovel Knight bring a shovel to the party? To dig the vibe.
Shovel Knight One Liners
- I really dig your armor.
- That joke was ground-breaking.
- Let’s get this quest on the road, for shovelry!
- King Knight is so extra, he’s regal-diculous.
- Plague Knight’s lab is the bomb.
- I’m having a spec-tacular time with Specter Knight.
- Don’t be so grim, it’s just a scythe.
- I find your lack of gems disturbing.
- Shield Knight always has my back.
- That boss fight was intense, I barely scraped by.
- I’m feeling a bit rusty today.
- Time to face the music sheet.
- This quest is getting deep.
- I’m head over heels for Propeller Knight.
- Mole Knight’s jokes are always deep.
- I’m anchored to Treasure Knight’s puns.
- Let’s not get bogged down in the details.
- I’m enchanted by your presence.
- That was a knight to remember.
- I’m just digging the scenery.
- You’re a real gem of a friend.
- Let’s bounce some ideas around.
- I’m feeling quite chivalrous today.
- That relic is truly remarkable.
- I’m pining for the Plains.
- This armor isn’t just for show, you know.
- I’ve got a bone to pick with that skeleton.
- Let’s make some treasure-able memories.
- I’m falling for you, like a knight off a ledge.
- That was a bold move, knight.
King-Sized Shovel Knight Dad Jokes
- Why don’t knights get hungry? They always have a square meal.
- What do you call a knight who is good at gardening? Sir Lancelot.
- I told my son a Shovel Knight joke. He didn’t dig it.
- Why did the knight bring a pen to the battle? To draw his sword.
- What’s a knight’s favorite fish? A swordfish.
- Did you hear about the knight who stayed up all night? He was Sir Cumference.
- My love for you is like fighting a boss, it’s un-ending.
- Why did the knight get a ticket? For parking his steed in a no-jousting zone.
- What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall? A ruler.
- I asked King Knight for his autograph, but he just gave me a royal decree.
- Why was the little beetle so confused? All his life his dad had been telling him he was a grub.
- What do you call a group of musical knights? A band of merry men.
- Why did the knight run around his castle? He wanted to get his knightly exercise.
- I’m not saying King Knight is arrogant, but his favorite subject is him-self.
- What’s a dad’s favorite relic? The Fishing Rod, obviously.
- Why did the knight fail his exam? He couldn’t get to the point.
- What do you call a knight who is also a doctor? Sir-geon.
- Why did the knight bring a ladder to the fight? To reach new heights in combat.
- What’s a knight’s favorite drink? Royal-tea.
- Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked.
- What do you call a knight who tells jokes? Sir-castic.
- Why did the knight lose the battle? He had a chink in his armor.
- What’s a knight’s favorite game? Joust Dance.
- Why did the knight sleep in his armor? He wanted to feel safe and sound.
- What do you call a knight who is always on time? Sir Punctual.
- Why did the knight go to the library? To read about knight-time stories.
- What do you call a knight who is a vegetarian? Sir Loin of Beef-less.
- Why did the knight get a promotion? He was a man of high rank.
- What do you call a knight who is a baker? Sir Mix-a-lot.
- Why did the knight cross the road? To get to the other scythe.
Spooky Specter Knight Puns
- Why is Specter Knight so good at video games? He has a lot of spirit.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite type of story? A tale of woe.
- Why did Specter Knight get invited to all the parties? He was the life of the party, ironically.
- What do you call Specter Knight’s autobiography? A ghost-written story.
- Why doesn’t Specter Knight use stairs? He prefers to levitate his game.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite meal? Ghoul-ash.
- Why did Specter Knight break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t believe in him.
- What do you get if you cross Specter Knight with a snowman? A frost spirit.
- Why is Specter Knight so calm? Nothing gets under his skin.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite ride at the fair? The ghoster-coaster.
- Why did Specter Knight go to the bar? For the boos.
- How does Specter Knight stay cool? He has a lot of fans.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite day of the week? Fright-day.
- Why did Specter Knight join the band? He had the soul.
- What do you call a ghost knight? A haunt-ed hero.
- Why is Specter Knight a bad liar? You can see right through him.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite kind of pie? Boo-berry.
- Why did Specter Knight get a job as a cheerleader? He had a lot of spirit.
- What do you call a knight’s ghost? A specter-cle.
- Why did Specter Knight go to the doctor? He had a case of the boos.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite game to play? Hide and shriek.
- Why did Specter Knight cross the road? To get to the other scythe.
- What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
- Why did Specter Knight get kicked out of the haunted house? He was making too much noise.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite song? “I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost.”
- Why did Specter Knight go to the party? To lift everyone’s spirits.
- What do you call a ghost’s mistake? A boo-boo.
- Why did Specter Knight get a promotion? He was a natural leader of the haunt.
- What’s Specter Knight’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
- Why did Specter Knight go to the library? To read some ghost stories.
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Shovel Knight Captions
- Just digging life.
- For shovelry!
- Having a gem of a day.
- On a quest for snacks.
- Feeling knightly.
- This view is treasure.
- Bouncing through the week.
- Armor on, worries off.
- Another day, another castle.
- Living the relic life.
- Too cool for the Order of No Quarter.
- Got my mind on my money and my money on my gems.
- Just a knight and his shovel.
- Breaking new ground.
- Keep calm and shovel on.
- A balanced diet is a meal ticket in each hand.
- Feeling enchanted.
- This outfit is king.
- Spreading my wings like Propeller Knight.
- It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
- Unearthing some fun.
- My future is looking golden.
- Just pogo-ing through life.
- In my element: dirt.
- Serving looks and justice.
- You can’t handle my shovelry.
- On the path to glory.
- A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.
- Digging the vibes.
- Ready for my next adventure.
Shovel Knight Puns for Cards
- I really dig you!
- You’re a real treasure.
- Hope your birthday is ground-breaking!
- You’re a gem of a friend.
- I’ve fallen for you.
- You’re my knight in shining armor.
- Let’s shovel on the fun!
- You’re specter-cular!
- Have a king-sized birthday!
- I’m enchanted by you.
- Our friendship is pure gold.
- I’ll always have your back, just like Shield Knight.
- You’re the bomb, just like Plague Knight!
- Let’s get this party started, for shovelry!
- You make my heart bounce.
- I’d go on any quest with you.
- You’re a relic-tably good friend.
- Hope your day is filled with treasure.
- You rock my world.
- I’m anchored to you.
- Let’s dig into some cake!
- You’re one in a million gems.
- I’m so glad I unearthed a friend like you.
- You lift my spirits.
- Wishing you a day of royal treatment.
- Our love is a battlefield.
- You’re my greatest adventure.
- I’d travel across any plain for you.
- You’re truly a knight to remember.
- Let’s make some memories to treasure.
- You’re the apple of my Troupple.
Did You Know? Shovel Knight Fun Facts
- Shovel Knight was funded through a Kickstarter campaign, reaching its goal in just a few days.
- The game’s art style and gameplay are heavily inspired by 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) classics like Mega Man and Castlevania.
- The composer for Shovel Knight, Jake “virt” Kaufman, also created the soundtrack for the game Double Dragon Neon.
- There’s a character in the game named “Mr. Hat,” who is a reference to the many hats worn by characters in the Team Fortress 2 game.
- Shovel Knight has made cameo appearances in over 20 other video games, including “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” as an assist trophy.
- The main character’s iconic weapon, the Shovel Blade, was one of the very first ideas the development team had for the game.
- Each of the knights in the Order of No Quarter has a unique theme and personality, designed to be memorable and distinct.
- The game includes a “Body Swap” mode that allows players to change the genders of the main characters.
- The Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove collection includes four full campaigns, allowing you to play as Shovel Knight, Plague Knight, Specter Knight, and King Knight.
- The character Shovel Knight has his own Amiibo figure, which unlocks special features in the game on Nintendo platforms.
- The developers, Yacht Club Games, hid many secrets and cheat codes in the game, reminiscent of classic NES titles.
- The name of the main villain, The Enchantress, is a direct nod to a character from the Marvel comic book series, Thor.
Final Thoughts
We hope you really dug this collection of Shovel Knight puns! May your adventures be filled with justice, treasure, and plenty of laughter. Keep your shovel blade sharp and your wit even sharper. We hope these jokes were a critical hit, much like the ones in our collection of XCOM puns.
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